"If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that."
- Dean Trippe (via t1mco)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

Kili: e....e..e....
Thorin: erebor? are you trying to say erebor?
Kili: elves
Thorin: wait no

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

hail—bucky:

bucky tortures tony


You’re quite the topic of conversation in the psychiatric circles, Mr. Graham.
- Am I?
Yes. A unique cocktail of personality disorders and neurosis that make you a highly skilled profiler.

You’re quite the topic of conversation in the psychiatric circles, Mr. Graham.

- Am I?

Yes. A unique cocktail of personality disorders and neurosis that make you a highly skilled profiler.

“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (x)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Disney princess Rapunzel, from the movie Tangled, was in fact a pansexual. This was demonstrated by her magic abilities and ability to wield a pan as a formidable weapon.