yanagoya:

ohmygod

k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reachedULTIMATE DUDEBRO C A P A C I T Y

robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reached
ULTIMATE
DUDEBRO
C A P A C I T Y


NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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"Yeah, I hate that kid too"
- me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

roachpatrol:

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

where do i sign up to date one

nerdfightr:

Wise words from a brilliant woman. If only more of our leaders thought this way, the world might be a different place.

nerdfightr:

Wise words from a brilliant woman. If only more of our leaders thought this way, the world might be a different place.

sabrinamacreep:

imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants:

automaticwoman:

hatebat:

kxsxy:

sizvideos:

Video

OH MY GOD NO

*punches the wall*

Ya’ll should really watch the video instead of see these gifs

this is not okay

STOP OMG